I went for a haircut today in one of the few places in Ann Arbor where the cut is less than $15. Near the end of the haircut the barber said, "OK, you're done." I looked in the mirror to find my top hair all over the place. I asked if, maybe, we were going to part my hair (as it was when I walked in). She handed me the comb and said "the sloppy look is in." In shock, I proceeded to comb my own hair. I cut her tip from $2 to $1.